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Rev. 6/30/67

HOGAN'S HEROES

 

"CASANOVA KLINK"

Episode #68

PROD. NO. 5487-68 (PROD. NO. CHANGED)

(31-69)

Written

by

Bill Davenport

 

Producer : Ed Feldman
FINAL DRAFT
Director : Ed Feldman (DIR. CHGE.)
June 29, 1967

 

Property of :

BING CROSBY PRODUCTIONS, INC.

 

CAST

 

COLONEL ROBERT HOGAN

COLONEL WILHELM KLINK

SGT. HANS SCHULTZ

SGT. KINCHLOE

LOUIS LeBEAU

PETER NEWKIRK

SGT. CARTER

GENERAL BURKHALTER

HUGO HINDMANN

GERTRUDE BURKHALTER LINKMEYER (NAME CORRECTION)

GUARD (SILENT)

BARTENDER (CHAR. ADDED)

 


#5784-68 - Rev. 7/6/67

HOGAN'S HEROES

"Casanova Klink"

SETS

INTERIORS :

BARRACKS

KLINK'S OFFICE

HOGAN'S OFFICE

KLINK'S OUTER OFFICE

TUNNEL

HOFBRAU (SET ADDED)

 

EXTERIORS:

KLINK'S OFFICE


#5784-68 - Rev. 7/6/67

HOGAN'S HEROES

"Casanova Klink"

 

TEASER

 

FADE IN:

INT. BARRACKS - NIGHT

where HOGAN and the HEROES are playing poker. Instead of chips they use cookies. The pot has been opened and it's now up to Hogan. He studies his hand and then reaches for the stack of cookies in front of him.

NEWKIRK (CHAR. CHANGE)

I'll call the two ginger snaps and raise four coconut macaroons

 

HOGAN (DIAL. ADDED)

I'm in.

The door slams open and SERGREANT SCHULTZ stomps in.

 

SCHULTZ

Achtung! All lights out at once!

 

KINCH

(throws in his hand)

That's too rich for me.

CARTER turns to LeBEAU on his left.

 

CARTER

What do you think he's got?

 

LEBEAU

Nothing. That's what, nothing.

 

SCHULTZ

(a little louder)

Achtung! All lights out at once.

 

CARTER

You think he's bluffing?

 

LEBEAU

Of course he's bluffing. He's always bluffing, but he's not bluffing me out of this pot.

 

(CONTINUED)


2.

1 Continued:

CARTER

(with courage)

Or me. I call.

Boldly and confidently Carter calls the bet. With equal

boldness and confindence, LeBeau throws in his cards.

LEBEAU

I drop.

Schultz leans on the table and addresses Hogan.

Colonel Hogan, this is the last

time I'm going to tell you,

lights out...and I'll keep

telling you until they are.

We have strict...

(his eyes zero in

on the cookies

in the pot)

Ahhhh! Coconut macaroons.

He reaches for a cookie and Newkirk slaps his hand.

NEWKIRK

Keep your fat fingers out of the

pot, Schultz.

The barracks is suddenly jarred by an EXPLOSION o.s.

Schultz dives under the table, shouting..

SCHULTZ

It's an air raid!

He squeezes his eyes shut, covers his head with his arms

as the card players continue their game unconcerned by

the blast. Kinch glances at his watch.

KINCH

The underground's right on

schedule. 8:15 to the second.

CARTER

What did they hit tonight? The

secret torpedo factory?

HOGAN

NO, I believe it was the secret

rocket fuel storage tanks. Okay,

Newkirk, it's up to you.

(CONTINUED)


2.

1 Continued - (2):

NEWKIRK

 


Last Modified : Fri 16 May 2008 10:08 AM